sakuraa:

sad this one got taken down on the app :(

queer-mewtwo:

broliloquy:

writterings:

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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one time when i was at school i overheard some of my classmates talking shit about trans people like “it’s not like one of them will hear us”
i was sitting 2 seats away and had to fight the urge to rip my jacket off out of spite and reveal the trans pride shirt i happened to be wearing under it

timemachineyeah:

I hate that so many places will automatically convert :P into 

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like what is that. That’s not what I wanted to convey at all. 

:P means

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LG is the only company that gets it at all 

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Thank you for your service, LG. You alone understand. My apologies to anyone using your service who tries to sent this to anyone using any of the other services.

fischyplier:

chipmunkchiptune:

daydreams-at-midnight:

turn on sound

This has a better three-act structure than some movies I’ve seen lately.

I appreciate this for being so over dramatic.

littlemonarch:

baker-p-i:

pseudo-seraphim:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

nikadd:

a-them-fatale:

laughconfetti:

proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

Same energy

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

Omg 😂

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

“YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM.”

I don’t know Julio Torres nor his sexual orientation but no matter what it is he has lived The Queer Experience™ .

(Source: youtube.com)

arrghigiveup:

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

[source] [vid source]

This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

okpals:

tinymilkbastard:

handsome man: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

young boy:


AUHH

birbboba:

Would you buy from this bakery?? …Are they qualified?

stormbrvkers:
“ callmebliss:
“ shadowkissedbelle:
“ depressionanddonuts:
“ marveladdicts:
“”
Because Steve hasn’t been drunk in forever, and when Thor learns that he busts out the big guns. He’s now on a quest to get Steve completely shit... stormbrvkers:
“ callmebliss:
“ shadowkissedbelle:
“ depressionanddonuts:
“ marveladdicts:
“”
Because Steve hasn’t been drunk in forever, and when Thor learns that he busts out the big guns. He’s now on a quest to get Steve completely shit... stormbrvkers:
“ callmebliss:
“ shadowkissedbelle:
“ depressionanddonuts:
“ marveladdicts:
“”
Because Steve hasn’t been drunk in forever, and when Thor learns that he busts out the big guns. He’s now on a quest to get Steve completely shit... stormbrvkers:
“ callmebliss:
“ shadowkissedbelle:
“ depressionanddonuts:
“ marveladdicts:
“”
Because Steve hasn’t been drunk in forever, and when Thor learns that he busts out the big guns. He’s now on a quest to get Steve completely shit...

stormbrvkers:

callmebliss:

shadowkissedbelle:

depressionanddonuts:

marveladdicts:

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Because Steve hasn’t been drunk in forever, and when Thor learns that he busts out the big guns. He’s now on a quest to get Steve completely shit faced.

The only explanation I ever will accept

Serum!Steve: *canonically cannot get drunk*

Thor: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

#steve’s face is priceless too he’s like THOR THIS IS A GROWN UP DRINK!!! (via @billyleedontpullout)

silverfangirl15:

iwantthatdickgrayson:

philosophy-and-coffee:

thecassinator:

ink7blot:

fmanime:

fmanime:

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

IT GOT BETTER

Everything about this is accurate

constant-instigator:

landlordkiller420:

anarchapella:

comcastkills:

profeminist:

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even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

Hey I wanna talk about this.

I work at a drug addiction counseling center. A ton of my clients have, at one time or another, sold their food stamps. This is basically exactly what the GOP is afraid of, right? Drug addicts selling their food stamps.

I have learned, now, to ask them WHY they sold their food stamps. Here is an incomplete list of the answers:

- I need tampons, and you can’t buy them with foodstamps

- See above RE: toilet paper

- I was living in a hotel with no kitchen then. I had to buy pre-prepared food

- The homeless shelter won’t let me keep food in my locker or room, so I have to buy pre-prepared food (Yes, really)

- I had to make rent

- My sister had to make rent

- My son had to make rent

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll die

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll loose control of my mental health


But the absolute most common form of food stamp fraud I see? Giving away food stamps to other family members who get no food stamps or insufficient food stamps to feed their families. I see that every month. People glassy eyed and hungry because they gave away their food to their adult kids, their grand kids, cousins, siblings etc.

So, is food stamp fraud rampant? In some places, yes. And I’m not about to chastise people for it.